Swine Flu? Really?
Here in America, the mainstream news media is good for a few things. Reporting the actual news in an intelligent and reasonable manner is not one of them. However, when it comes to stirring the pot of full-blown hang-onto-your-ass, lock yourself in the basement hysteria, they wield a power ordinarily reserved for iron-fisted dictators. The latest example of this bullshit fear-mongering is all of the carrying on about this swine flu. Swine flu? Give me a fucking break. More people die in wood-chipper accidents each year than from the swine flu. More people die from the regular flu each day than have died from the swine flu in the last week. Put your hard-on back into your collective pants and mix in some real news. Isn’t our economy still in the shitter? Can we do something about these Harvard MBA cocksuckers who are still free after engineering this debacle?
The only thing more pathetic than the irresponsible response from the American news media has been the actions of a number of third world governments who have decided that they are going to exterminate all of their pigs. Never mind the fact that you don’t catch swine flu from pigs. Can’t we just ship these pigs to the starving people in the world? You know, the people in those countries where millions of their people die from malaria each year. I’m sure they’d be happy to take your pigs. Dumbasses.
No pigs were harmed in the writing of this blog post.
