Hey IT guy, skip the attitude and fix my computer…PRONTO!
If ever there was a group of professionals begging to be outsourced, it’s in-house IT Techs. It’s like there’s a mandatory elective course in “Bitchy and Difficult 101″ in the curriculum of every computer science program in America. Tell me the most difficult person you work with at your company isn’t your IT guy and I’ll slap you in the nuts for being a dirty liar. Every time you ask one of these knuckleheads to lift a finger they act like you just asked them to unclog a shitty toilet. Hey asshole, if you had set the computer up right in the first place, maybe you wouldn’t have to be called away from your busy schedule of forwarding obscene video clips and trading bootleg software to come fix my shit. And yes, I already tried restarting. Save that stupid question for those in the office born before 1960.
Thank God for India. May all of our IT jobs end up on the polite, educated shores of our Indian allies.